They also never think to have one of the girls climb on one guy’s shoulders while the two other guys hold him up. This is a plan that anyone with half a brain probably could have come up with in about 12 seconds.
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And yet it takes hours and four deaths for the survivors to finally figure out that if they stick the knife into the crack where the ladder compartment is, and have one guy hold on, someone else can climb up his back and onto the boat. Here’s the real dumb thing though: they have a knife. There’s also a cell phone that they immediately soak and kill. Plus, it rips, and they don’t even try again, even though they have more than half of the rope still available (not to mention one of the other girls is still wearing her suit). The 90 lb girls keep treading water, and the 210 lb dude tries to climb it instead. Same goes for the makeshift rope they make out of their bathing suits a bit later. But maybe it wouldn’t have if they had the borderline anorexic chick try to climb it instead of the beefiest guy.
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Dammit Jim, I’m a horror movie reviewer not a sailor).
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After like 10 straight minutes of trying to jump the 5 or 6 feet to the railing, they begin a series of stupider and stupider plans.įirst they try grabbing on an American flag attached to the mast (or stern, or whatever. Whereas the “first” film presented a convoluted and nonsensical reason for the 2 being left behind, these geniuses are stuck in the water because they didn’t put the ladder down (maybe part 3 can just have a guy stuck in the water because he forgot his boat entirely). However, the suspense would be nil had the characters not been, without a doubt, the dumbest goddamn people I have ever seen in a horror movie.
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Bullshit! The real terror came from the SHARKS! You don’t see Discovery running “Treading Water With No Rescue In Sight Week”!īut that’s OK, because even without any actual antagonist, it’s still pretty suspenseful and even a bit melancholy. One: NO FUCKING SHARKS! Granted, again, this isn’t a real sequel, but what the hell possessed them to even consider using the name when there aren’t any goddamn shark attacks? Why not call it, I dunno, Home Alone 5? And don’t give me that “the real terror was the terror of being in the eponymous “open water”. However (I say that a lot, huh?), there are two glaring problems with it. So I was as surprised as you to discover that I kind of dug this one. It’s like the good old days of Italian horror, where they’d just slap a 2 on any of their silly movies and call it a sequel to some American hit (there’s like 4 different “sequels” to Last House on the Left, for example). Incidentally, the film was originally just called Adrift, but the Open Water name was slapped on to cash in. So really, the only reason I watched Open Water 2: Adrift, besides the obvious, was because no one from the first film was involved.
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Cut back to the couple, not rescued or mentioning the boat ever again. Then they cut to the island they left from, showing a bunch of folks milling about. At one point a boat is coming toward them, and rescue seems imminent. I hated the main characters (go sharks!), the digital video wasn’t the best, and there was some really bizarre/awful editing going on. I wasn’t too big of a fan of Open Water (There! I said it!).